Happy Sucky Holidays

As the year comes to one of the most happiest & merriest holidays, humans & vampires alike come to join there families or "creators" to celebrate this special day. But the question is, do vampires even celebrate Christmas? Christ died for all men, including super natural, blood loving, extremely lethal men. But none the less, why not? All God's creations should rejoice in the birth of his son. Even though, according to Edward Cullen, they're all going to hell anyway... On the brighter side, let's talk presents! What do you exchange on Christmas? The usual gift cards, toys, games. What do you think vamps give? Bloody Mary's hold the Mary. Or instead of exchanging gifts, exchanging bites. What ever the gift I'm sure it would be bloody good. So Merry Christmas all you blood sucking leaches, & to all a good fright!

The Teenage Vampire's Current & Next Read:

Currently Reading:



Ahh yes. The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. The common story about a semi-popular kid hassling with the daily routine of bullies, creepy teachers, & even worse, creepier substitute teachers. But Vlad is no normal teenager struggling to covering up zits or wondering if their secret crush likes them back. No, he doesn't have that kind of luxury, Vladimir is different from other kids. He's half vampire.

*Review coming soon.

Next Read:

The next book in The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod series (Let's say TCVT, for short.) Our young vamp is moving from Bathory Junior High to the ever so drama infested Bathory High, new surprises to come & even more suspenseful twists. I look forward to reading the next book in the blood-sucking series.

Oh Just Bite Me Already, Edward Cullen!

What is the latest crave in the teenage world, you may ask? I could give you a hint, but the clues are everywhere around you. Still doesn't ring a bell? Here's a small nudge in the right direction: "I vant to suck your blood." How about this: They are cold, elusive, sexy creatures that allure us to them with there sex appeal & seductive charm. Haven't guessed it yet? I'm sure the picture to the right will help you out. Yes Vampires. The creatures of the night. But what is it that makes us so attracted to these... fictional characters. It's simple. People want what they can't have, & when the thing we want is so enthralling it just makes the need for it more desirable. So I say, bite me Edward Cullen! Turn me into a gorgeous pale skinned goddess! Change me into a blood sucking leach, a monster (as some might say). I'll take the good & the bad!